My Acceptance Speech

I would like to take this moment to accept this award on behalf of being great and knowingly favored. I would have to say that it’s a gift and a curse. I’ve practiced so long at being bad in order to get good in so many areas of my life. First, great thanks go out to my practice dummies, without you all I truly could not have made it to this level of greatness, I would not have the aura of clarity in situations to distinguish the learned lessons, and I would not be able to realize in minute or humongous moments how truly favored I am. Because of you Miss Jaunty got skills!!! I’m quicker in discerning the lesson in dash encounters; more humble in my lively living; able to recognize the evidence of ill will in just a gaze; able to read people in order to understand them more; capable of performing acts that build from my creative genius instead of unearthed gifts, and competent enough to know what is for me and what is not for me.

Now don’t get offended, I don’t mean practice dummy in a derogatory manner. So you must see if from my angle. There were lessons I needed to learn, experiments I needed to execute, and curiosities I needed to disengage in order to satisfy my taste buds. Then along came you and viola!, I had someone to practice on. You were used by me to practice on because I needed the practice to become who I am. The context of dummy does not discredit your intellect; it is simply analogous of the fact that you had no clue that you were only being used for methods of executing close perfection. I am truly sorry practice dummies that you will not be able to benefit from my blessedness. I am so apologetic that you are stuck in a rut and you take no responsibility for your life’s actions. I apologize that your unhappiness has no effect on hindering my success. I’ve been forgiven already for using you as my practice dummies. Maybe it’s time for you to find a practice dummy so you can accept this award on behalf of being great and knowingly favored.


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Obvious stupidity

I’m sorry but this is just obvious stupidity that we are witnessing [in reference to overpaid individuals who don’t have a clue].


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My Blackberry

Years from now I’m sure there will be something better than a Blackberry cell phone. But right now, Blackberry is where it is at. I can not sit and tell you what makes this phone so much better than my past phones…I’ve had Samsung, Sanyo, LG, Treo, and Motorola…but they do not compare to my Blackberry. It could be the $300 price tag that I paid for this phone off of eBay that requires me to use it every waking moment to get my money’s worth. Even when I wake in the middle of the night from sleep; normal people check the time…but not me, I check my blackberry for missed text messages, emails, or scroll through my media files stored on the 2 GB micro SD card in my blackberry. “Why?” you ask. My reply is the same, “why?” I think it would be safe to say that my phone stores memories and gives new memories that make me look back and smile at life. Of course, could other phones provide me with GPS, pictures, text, email, games, international usage, internet, and certainly placing a call…of course!!! But the Blackberry is just sweet and the blacker the berry; the sweeter the juice.

:)


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Godly Blessed Career

Tonight, I discovered how passionate I am about what I do. I spent today at a job fair recruiting engineers for the organization which I am currently a part. In retrospect, I never ever disliked my job or what I do. Often times though, I have forgotten who gave me this job. Back in 2005 when I quit the first job that I had in manufacturing and production I went on vacation. I had no plan…all I knew was that I wanted to travel. One day out of the blue, I get a call from some dude from some company saying that he had my resume and wanted to interview with me. I never applied for the position; I had never heard of the company; I had no desire to stay in South Carolina; and I thought it was a hoax because of the means in which he unfolded to me of how he had received my resume. After a phone interview, followed by a two day wait, dude extended me the position over the phone and offered a site visit for me to meet the people and see if this was indeed a good fit for me. Long story short…I accepted the position and I recognized that this job was God. Only he could have put me there. It is from the premise that I must always be mindful that the route in which my career is going is handled directly by God. How many can say that their career is favored because it is Godly blessed? This is not something I chose, and I am uncertain even now if I had the opportunity to read a job description of what I currently that I would even apply. But God has me in this position with this organization for a reason.
So every task/assignment I get at work…God is behind it,
every time I get thrust into the limelight on a project…God supports me,
every time I do public appearances and speak to crowds of people…God guides the clarity of my words and speech;
every time a sporadic task arises that requires immediate attention…God plants the seed that Angela is able;
every time I feel that this is not for me…
I am reminded that this part of my career is of God and I most rise to complete.

“Discovery of passion in actions is grasping that though it wasn’t you who picked the role; it is you who totally supports the entity. To be grateful for and dedicated to an entity not of your shows passion above measure because you are living another’s mission to completion.”


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LEARN FROM THE AGES

(inspired on a night trail)
Out looking for owls
Who’d have thought wisdom prowled at night?
Out where the wise flock
It’s only monumental occasion
Where ideas grow with moonlight shining into the ravine
Eyes glow as the reflection of the moon
Burning ideas through to the mind
For creation grows amongst the owls
Often never seen but clearly heard
The cry of the shrewd
Mixed amidst pullets
For let us not only engulf our prey
In return to dissect their remains
But let us analyze the formation of creation
While with the owls of prudence sit ever perched



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happy

“Learn to be happy with imperfections and you’ll have a happier life.”


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