"A misdirected past is from misdirected paths; redirect your present and you will redirect your presence."

-ACE Jaunty™

I Don't Want to Get Negative Today

AHHHHH!!!! The MADNESS!!!
Just stay away from me with the foolery
Don't even think about coming to the lair
Because the house alarm says Stay Away
Machete by the bed sees shadows
And the 45 has no eyes
Singing stay away
'Cause I don't want to get negative today

I'm a positive person
No welcome signs for stupidity
I am not open for business
Not open to schemes
Not feeling the unhealthy shit
Coming from your spirit
Take a cleanser, clear your mind
Because my intakes of healthy shit
Results in a healthy shit

Can you feel my vibe
Can you hear my wave
Gotta stay in a positive state of mind
Pushing me to the edge constitutes
Possible 6-6-6 destruction
With a siren institution
Coming to the rescue
Of a situation caused by your cynical actions
Check yo' self at the front
Don't come in here
With a foolery state of mind
And your mess trying to pull on me
I ain't wit' it
I ain't wit' it
Get on wit' it

Singing stay away
'Cause I don't want to get negative today

Wonder why we don't talk
Wonder why we can't hang
Wonder why you are out of my circle
Take it to Mama, get your ducks in row
Shout quack, quack but don't ya dare cry wolf
Tryin to help you save your own self
From predictable destruction
Tryin to help you save your own self
From my personal daggers
Giving me immunity
And security
Over my space
Over my soul
Over my life

Singing stay away
'Cause I don't want to get negative today



Paradigm of Parodies: Paradise, Peril, and Peace by ACE Jaunty is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License

A.T.M. (Attention To Me)

You got my going through withdrawal
Wanting you near me right now
Recalling the love chills that run through my veins just being near you
Reminiscing about the way your hands feel running all over my body
And the way your lips touch my lips

and the way my name sounds like a sweet melody
When you call me near

...but I need a 24/7 tip

Baby would you be my bank?
I need to get a loan
In need of 100 kisses and 50 hugs
With unlimited deposits
With free attention to me, calling you my ATM

Ooooo yes baby right there

Don’t worry baby
You know my credit history
And you know I’m good for it
I’ll pay my i-owe-you’s in full
I’ll even add interest times two
Giving you 200 kisses and 100 hugs
Just grant me this loan
Because you’re the only one that I can trust

The only one that I can bank on

Ooooo yes baby right there

And you know this is a great investment
An opportunity that doesn’t come around again
We’re talking more worthy than gems, diamonds, and precious metals
This is a priceless love venture
Love that even the Rule of 72 can’t explain
But I don’t have to talk baby
Because the assets...

they speak for themselves

Ooooo yes baby right there

Baby would you be my bank?
I need to get a loan
In need of 100 kisses and 50 hugs
With unlimited deposits
And free attention to me, calling you my ATM

Ooooo yes baby right there

My baby, I've been with you for years
And I'm not changing
I'm more than comfortable
With my amenities
I just need this special loan
'Cause we've been apart for far too long
I'm on a love spree venture right now
And I need a love loan

Baby would you be my bank?
I need to get a loan
In need of 100 kisses and 50 hugs
With unlimited deposits, mmh!
And free attention to me, calling you my ATM

Ooooo yes baby right there

(yall have got to hear the audio to this...coming soon)


Paradigm of Parodies: Paradise, Peril, and Peace by ACE Jaunty is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License