My Acceptance Speech

I would like to take this moment to accept this award on behalf of being great and knowingly favored. I would have to say that it’s a gift and a curse. I’ve practiced so long at being bad in order to get good in so many areas of my life. First, great thanks go out to my practice dummies, without you all I truly could not have made it to this level of greatness, I would not have the aura of clarity in situations to distinguish the learned lessons, and I would not be able to realize in minute or humongous moments how truly favored I am. Because of you Miss Jaunty got skills!!! I’m quicker in discerning the lesson in dash encounters; more humble in my lively living; able to recognize the evidence of ill will in just a gaze; able to read people in order to understand them more; capable of performing acts that build from my creative genius instead of unearthed gifts, and competent enough to know what is for me and what is not for me.

Now don’t get offended, I don’t mean practice dummy in a derogatory manner. So you must see if from my angle. There were lessons I needed to learn, experiments I needed to execute, and curiosities I needed to disengage in order to satisfy my taste buds. Then along came you and viola!, I had someone to practice on. You were used by me to practice on because I needed the practice to become who I am. The context of dummy does not discredit your intellect; it is simply analogous of the fact that you had no clue that you were only being used for methods of executing close perfection. I am truly sorry practice dummies that you will not be able to benefit from my blessedness. I am so apologetic that you are stuck in a rut and you take no responsibility for your life’s actions. I apologize that your unhappiness has no effect on hindering my success. I’ve been forgiven already for using you as my practice dummies. Maybe it’s time for you to find a practice dummy so you can accept this award on behalf of being great and knowingly favored.


Paradigm of Parodies: Paradise, Peril, and Peace by ACE Jaunty is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.